Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve:
10. God was worried that Adam would frequentlybecome lost in the garden because he wouldnot ask for directions
9. God knew that one day Adam would requiresomeone to locate and hand him the remote
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buyhimself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, menwould never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would neverremember where he left his tools
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame histroubles on when God caught him hiding in thegarden
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to bealone."And, finally, the Number 1 reason whyGod created Eve....
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, Hestepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
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Rubi
Sunday, September 16, 2007
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